"War on Christmas Veteran" Parody Trucker Hat

Top off your look with a little seasonal sarcasm. This hat’s for those who survived years of fake outrage and still managed to say “Happy Holidays” without collapsing civilization. Breathable mesh, adjustable fit, and just enough irony to make the loudest complainers sweat harder than their eggnog.

Because nothing says peace on Earth like refusing to join the outrage parade.
Care and compliance notes: meets lead, bisphenols, and phthalates limits; blank sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh.

Product features
- Structured six-panel mid-profile crown with hard buckram front
- Pre-curved Permacurv® visor with matching underbill and eight-row stitching
- Breathable 100% polyester mesh back to reduce heat and sweat
- Adjustable plastic snap closure for customizable adult fit
- 100% cotton sweatband for comfort; front fabric 60% cotton / 40% polyester

Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.