"War on Christmas Veteran" Parody Long Sleeve Tee

Cozy up in defiance of performative outrage. Perfect for staying sylish while extremists stay mad. This season, peace on Earth starts with not taking fake culture wars seriously.

Product features
- Thicker vintage-feel cotton for a substantial hand
- Tubular knit (no side seams) to reduce waste and improve drape
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for lasting shape and stability
- Medium-weight fabric (6.0 oz/yd²) with classic fit
- Runs smaller than usual — consider sizing up

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Do not iron