"War on Christmas Veteran" Parody Hoodie

Cozy up in defiance of performative outrage. Perfect for staying warm while extremists stay mad. This season, peace on Earth starts with not taking fake culture wars seriously.

Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-weight fleece (8 oz) for warmth and durability
- Kangaroo pouch pocket keeps hands warm and stores small items
- Color-matched drawcord and double-lined hood for durability and style
- No side seams (tubular knit) for a cleaner look and less fabric waste
- DTF/DTG compatible prints; embroidery available on chest or wrists

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed